Relaxing Indoors Gifts

Catching the Sun

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"In da house"

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Relaxing on a sofa

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."