Relaxing Indoors Gifts

Catching the Sun

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"In da house"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Relaxing on a sofa

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

The following story is based on actual events.

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)