Quarantine Comfort Seekers Gifts

Self-Isolatteion

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"They're comfortable."

"Man's best friends."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

Back To Nowhere Sale!

State of the Union

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

Exercising in Confinement

Crumbs of Comfort

"It's the quarantine cloud."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

Caution: Swine Flu!

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."