Stay-at-home Parenting Gifts

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Hassled Mother.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Keeping occupied in lockdown

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

Mums coffee morning

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"