Stay-at-home Lifestyle Prints

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Working from Home: In/Still In

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Life Tetris

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'Normally I prefer to eat out on a beautiful day like this - But I hate people watching me while I eat!'

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."