Staying At Home Prints

"Without ever leaving the comfort of your own home."

A month of Sundays

Pandemic survival tool

"Looks like the city is slowly getting back to normal!"

Inaction Hero

In Isolation

"It's been going on for weeks. What's his exit strategy?"

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"There goes our early night."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Working from Home: In/Still In

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."