Stay-at-home Transition Gifts

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

The lesser of two evils.

Keeping occupied in lockdown

Working from home

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"Alexa give me one reason to get out of bed today."

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

"This is the best news."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

Working from Home during COVID-19

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"I could be doing this from home."

"I can see people working from home."

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

"I'm fine with you self-isolating, but must you bring your work to bed?"

A month of Sundays

Rarely leaving the house and working just steps away from my refrigerator has expanded my waistline. A homebody!

We never go out anymore.

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

"Do you reckon I could risk going out to buy a lottery ticket?"

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'