Stay-at-home Champion Pillows

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

COVID tips from Wild Animals

Working from Home: In/Still In

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

Life Tetris

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

'Normally I prefer to eat out on a beautiful day like this - But I hate people watching me while I eat!'

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"Have you been tested?"

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

'Which sounds best to you: 'first off, 'firstly, or 'to begin with'...?'

Man sees a public gym and a mother doing housework.