Stay-at-home Specialists Gifts

"Do you reckon I could risk going out to buy a lottery ticket?"

People Who Love Teleworking

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Working from Home: In/Still In

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

Life Tetris

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"Welcome to the team, you'll mainly be working from home and just popping into the office every few weeks for a bit of chitchat and bonhomie."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

Five Stages of Lockdown

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."