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People Who Love Teleworking

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Life Tetris

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"Welcome to the team, you'll mainly be working from home and just popping into the office every few weeks for a bit of chitchat and bonhomie."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."