Virtual Dinner Guest Gifts

Grace For Flies

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Party time.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Horn of Leftovers

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Gesundheit!"

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"A little lamb please."

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"My bouche was not amused."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

Trustworthy Authority.