Mystical Dinner Guest Gifts

Your dinner is in the coven.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Wow. You're amazing!

'You wished to see the house red?'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

Sunday Roast.

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

'I'm running a little late -- could you help me fold the napkins?'

"Well, you howler monkeys sure know how to attract a waiter's attention..."

Dining Alone

"Both Ears This Way, thank you."

"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."

Hello Spell