Quirky Dinner Guest Gifts

'It's nice of them to invite us over for dinner but normally people at least invite you inside.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"People never invite me out to dinner."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Our Troubled Chowders

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

'You wished to see the house red?'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Salad Hat

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'We're very on-the-hoof, of the moment kind of people - would it be possible to dine off Styrofoam?'

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

Your dinner is in the coven.

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

Fresh Fish Restaurants

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

Social distance in restaurants