Quirky Dinner Guest T-Shirts

'It's nice of them to invite us over for dinner but normally people at least invite you inside.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"People never invite me out to dinner."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

Our Troubled Chowders

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

Fast Food Restaurant

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salad Hat

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

'You wished to see the house red?'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Your dinner is in the coven.

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

'Honey, the guests are almost here and I just realized we don't have enough food. Do you have any suggestions of what they could eat?'

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

Social distance in restaurants

Fresh Fish Restaurants

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'