Awkward Dinner Guest T-Shirts

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

"At least try to act as if you are pleased to be here."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"My bouche was not amused."

"Die alone"

'You wished to see the house red?'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

Your dinner is in the coven.

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

'I don't think your dad likes me, Angie.'

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

Dining Alone

"Well, you howler monkeys sure know how to attract a waiter's attention..."

'I'm running a little late -- could you help me fold the napkins?'

Dinner

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."

'Separate cheques?'

'When you said you ate like a bird, I didn't realise you meant a pelican.'