Awkward Dinner Guest Mugs

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

"At least try to act as if you are pleased to be here."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"My bouche was not amused."

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"Die alone"

'You wished to see the house red?'

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Your dinner is in the coven.

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'We're very on-the-hoof, of the moment kind of people - would it be possible to dine off Styrofoam?'

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

Friends began to feel that Gina was only dating Howard as a father figure.

'I don't think your dad likes me, Angie.'

"Who's for twerky?"

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

'I'm running a little late -- could you help me fold the napkins?'

"Well, you howler monkeys sure know how to attract a waiter's attention..."

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

Dining Alone

Dinner

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."