Quirky Dinner Guests Mugs

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Sushi Train Spotters

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I'll have the chef."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

'You wished to see the house red?'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

Your dinner is in the coven.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

'Honey, the guests are almost here and I just realized we don't have enough food. Do you have any suggestions of what they could eat?'

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please."

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.