Quirky Dinner Guests Gifts

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Sushi Train Spotters

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

"I'll have the chef."

'You wished to see the house red?'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

I told you not to order the house dressing. Hurg.

Your dinner is in the coven.

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'We're very on-the-hoof, of the moment kind of people - would it be possible to dine off Styrofoam?'

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

"Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please."

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.