Quirky Dinners Gifts

"Okay, okay... so, I didn't kill the bird myself. What's the big deal?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Tzatzikicicle

Kentucky Fried Horse

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Sushi Train Spotters

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"Give him his food."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Our Troubled Chowders

Octopi a la mode.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Fast Food Restaurant

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'