Quirky Dinners Pillows

"Okay, okay... so, I didn't kill the bird myself. What's the big deal?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Sushi Train Spotters

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"Give him his food."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Our Troubled Chowders

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Fast Food Restaurant

Roadkill Restaurant

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

Salad Hat

"I'll have the chef."

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'