Whimsical Dinner Guest Gifts

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"The usual."

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'You wished to see the house red?'

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

Help yourself

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Your dinner is in the coven.

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

"We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat!"

Sunday Roast.

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"

'...and thank you for not outstaying your welcome.'

'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'