Mystical Dinner Guest Prints

Your dinner is in the coven.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Wow. You're amazing!

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'You wished to see the house red?'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'We're very on-the-hoof, of the moment kind of people - would it be possible to dine off Styrofoam?'

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

Sunday Roast.

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

Annoying Dinner Guests Dining Soc.

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."

"Well, you howler monkeys sure know how to attract a waiter's attention..."

"Both Ears This Way, thank you."

'I'm running a little late -- could you help me fold the napkins?'

Dining Alone

Hello Spell