Digital Nomad Foodie Gifts

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Come dine with me!

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Evolution.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Cellphone Islands

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

WiFi Signals

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

The World Wide Web.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Now you can send it."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Computer monitor for a head.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.