Digital Gourmand Gifts

"May I suggest a wine and a filter setting?"

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

A London gent abroad

"Fresh pepper?"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Microwave confusion.

Internet Restaurant

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

'Now you can surf and turf.'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

'I downloaded these recipes. Care to try virtual meatloaf?'

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."