Digital Chef Gifts

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

'I downloaded these recipes. Care to try virtual meatloaf?'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

Tzatzikicicle

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Spatula Conductor

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Microwave confusion.

Artist and chiken

Recipes.

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

Who wants to lick the swatters.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."