Coding Cuisine Enthusiast Gifts

'Is your alphabet soup ASCII or Unicode?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Granny with balanced pie chart

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Your website or mine?'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Pie chart"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Microwave confusion.

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Swedish Meta Balls.

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

Computer College Graduation.

Data Processing Center.

'Now you can surf and turf.'