Culinary Tech Lover Gifts

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Pie chart"

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Teleport the salt, please.'

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'My compliments to mummy.'

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Swedish Meta Balls.

Data Processing Center.

'Great Powerpoint, garcon - i'll have the fish!'

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"