Digital Home Cook Gifts

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

Is that pancake ready yet?

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baking

Lockdown casserole

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

I made you a cake!

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!