Digital Home Cook T-Shirts

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

Is that pancake ready yet?

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Baking

Lockdown casserole

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

I made you a cake!

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

How to correctly estimate cooking time