Data-driven Chef Gifts

Granny with balanced pie chart

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

The Origins of Everything

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Tzatzikicicle

"Pie chart"

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

Spatula Conductor

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

Microwave confusion.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Artist and chiken

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Small Business Advisor - Sports Training in the Restaurant Business.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

The slow cooker changed everything

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

Cook and PC

Multi-Functional

'I downloaded these recipes. Care to try virtual meatloaf?'

Have you got some E98 and E695 for 'Ma Traffords home baked apple pie'?

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

'Mud Again?'

Starving Artist

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

Gourmet Pizza.

'Alien autopsy!'