Tech-savvy Chefs Gifts

The slow cooker changed everything

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Microwave confusion.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'Teleport the salt, please.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Where Processed Beef Comes From

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.