Tech-savvy Chefs Pillows

The slow cooker changed everything

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Microwave confusion.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Teleport the salt, please.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.