Tech-savvy Chef Pillows

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'Someone hacked into my food files and added chocolate chips to each recipe. Do you know anything about that?'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Thanks to the new recipe app, everybody can cook a gourmet meal.

Microwave confusion.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Cook and PC

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Mozart on a computer,

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Quartet of chefs.

Cook in the cookery section.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"The times – They have a changed."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Computer Music

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Fresh pepper?"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

'It's her signature dish.'