Data-driven Chef Pillows

Granny with balanced pie chart

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

The Origins of Everything

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Tzatzikicicle

"Pie chart"

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

Microwave confusion.

Spatula Conductor

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

Artist and chiken

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Small Business Advisor - Sports Training in the Restaurant Business.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Cook and PC

Multi-Functional

The slow cooker changed everything

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

'I downloaded these recipes. Care to try virtual meatloaf?'

Have you got some E98 and E695 for 'Ma Traffords home baked apple pie'?

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

Starving Artist

Gourmet Pizza.

'Alien autopsy!'

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'