Food Technologist T-Shirts

"Eureka...it's the 'natural' flavour we've been looking for."

'And they said we couldn't create meat in a test tube.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Artificial Isle

"We're making progress."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

Lab Grown Beef

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

Food from 3D printer

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste.'"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

The Secret Formula in Coffee

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

GM Kebabs

"Imitation eggs made of soybeans and imitation soybeans made of eggs."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"It's a woolly mammoth meatball."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

Cryogenic Cookery

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."