Food Development Gifts

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

The Secret Formula in Coffee

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

What the Doctor Ordered

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Ice Cream Surgeon

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Soup of the month.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

La Table