Pet Food Developer Pillows

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

Fido and Fifi

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

"They really are chunky."

"This is our new product consultant."

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

'Sir, please meet Mr Jenkins from Dog Food Inc.'

Mature Cat Formula.

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

'Look at this: We get the gourmet tins while Rex gets the generic dog food...'

'Do you have a silent can opener? I have 3 dogs who pile all over me.'

"If we list it now, you could be eating filet mignon every night for the rest of your life!"

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'