Pet Food Specialist Pillows

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Fido and Fifi

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'Gee, I wonder where he picked up this behavior?'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

Smart dog

"This is our new product consultant."

"They really are chunky."

"You might consider eliminating some of the roadkill from your diet."

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'