Pet Food Specialist Mugs

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Fido and Fifi

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'Gee, I wonder where he picked up this behavior?'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

"This is our new product consultant."

"You might consider eliminating some of the roadkill from your diet."

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"They really are chunky."

Smart dog

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'