Pet Food Company Executive Pillows

'Sir, please meet Mr Jenkins from Dog Food Inc.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

A dog at the bakery.

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'll take this one."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Labrador for sale

"When did the industry target you for smoking?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Pampered Pets.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'