Food Industry Executive Pillows

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'More customers are asking for smaller drinks, so to maintain volume, we've reversed our sizes.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Ghostbasters 3

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Ace Doughnut Co.

Milkshake Shortage

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works