Food Industry Expert Pillows

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"We won!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Frankenfish

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"What do you recommend today?"

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works