Food Industry Executive Gifts

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'More customers are asking for smaller drinks, so to maintain volume, we've reversed our sizes.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Ghostbasters 3

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Loyd Grossman

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Ace Doughnut Co.

Something Grown Something Shot.

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.