Food Product Developer Pillows

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

6 Brothers Falafel

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Bright idea

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Are we overthinking this?"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Cheese Secret

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."