Vegan Product Developer Pillows

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"States of tofu"

Before/After

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Give quiche a chance!

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Your life is in great danger...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"How almond milk is made"

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'