Vegan Product Developer Pillows

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"States of tofu"

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Before/After

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Give quiche a chance!

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Your life is in great danger...

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"How almond milk is made"

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.