Vegan Experimenters Pillows

"Worlds are colliding. This is plant-based Spam."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Before/After

"Two vegans, please."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"How almond milk is made"

The vegan hunter

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Too Much SOY

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."