Vegan Experimenters Gifts

"Worlds are colliding. This is plant-based Spam."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Two vegans, please."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Before/After

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

The vegan hunter

"How almond milk is made"

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Cybervegan Caf

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Too Much SOY

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"