Vegan Adventurers Gifts

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

I think you're ace

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Macho Vegetarian

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Vegicurious

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Tofu bi-products.

Hey, those are not menus!

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."