Vegan Adventurers Gifts

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

I think you're ace

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Macho Vegetarian

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Vegicurious

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Tofu bi-products.

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."