Food Safety Advocates Gifts

'...and it's loaded with additives banned by the F.D.A.'

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Peanut Allergy Unwanted Criminal

Man finds a rat in his hamburger

'Food additives you'd want to avoid - crayons, digital watch, first edition of 'Tale of Two Cities'.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Kitchen Kapers

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"I'm going in."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"The penicillin looks good."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Frankenfish

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'