Food Safety Warrior Gifts

'Did you eat corn?'

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"For what we are about to receive, let it not contain any mad cow disease..."

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

Wagon Without Horses - 2 meals ?3.50.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Honest Vending

"Please don't kill me."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Frankenfish

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"What do you recommend today?"

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

Food inspection results

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'