Food Safety Warriors Gifts

'No, I haven't heard that the FDA has taken broccoli off the market.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Honest Vending

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Frankenfish

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Food inspection results

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"What do you recommend today?"

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."